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Image via Complex Original 15. Dennis Kucinich promises to arrest George W. Bush
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Image via Complex Original 14. Joe Biden promises Barack Obama has a big stick
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Image via Complex Original 13. Barack Obama promises not to call Mitt Romney weird
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Image via Complex Original 12. Michael Dukakis promises to oppose the death penalty for his wife’s imaginary killer
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Image via Complex Original 11. Teddy Roosevelt promises not to run next time
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Image via Complex Original 10. Sarah Palin promises she will be more rogue
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Image via Complex Original 9. Rick Santorum promises to ban hard-core pornography
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Image via Complex Original 8. Vermin Supreme promises ponies for everyone
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Image via Complex Original 7. Andy Caffrey promises to smoke a joint on the steps of the US Capitol
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Image via Complex Original 6. Herman Cain promises to veto any bill longer than three pages
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Image via Complex Original 5. Warren G. Harding promises a “return to normalcy”
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Image via Complex Original 4. Hunter S. Thompson promises to sod the streets of Aspen
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Image via Complex Original 3. Herbert Hoover promises a chicken in every pot (and a car in every garage)
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Image via Complex Original 2. Jello Biafra promises to make businessmen wear clown suits
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Image via Complex Original 1. Newt Gingrich promises a US Moon colony by 2020
